Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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