There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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