Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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