im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.