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I need help removing her.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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