im holly from the hills drunk
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Bring me that man meat
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK