For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The dick lei will go down in squad history