4 words: hood of his car
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten