We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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