am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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