with your own penis?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
