Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
why do cheetos always look like penises
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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