this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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