You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.