He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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