May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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