Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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