Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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