I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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