My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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