Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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