HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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