Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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