That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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