She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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