is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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