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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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