dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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i think im in europe. pls send help
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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