It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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