She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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