we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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