Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.