Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me