Dual....:-)
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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