Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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