How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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