He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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