Pants 0. Shit 1.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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