I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We got so high we made milksteak
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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