I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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