i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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