I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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