just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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