I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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