i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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