Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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