I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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