Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.