Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game