would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.