It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?