I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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