Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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