I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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