You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness