I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other