called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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