An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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